Monday, September 28, 2009

What Am I?

A while back, my Canuckiwi brother from New Zealand popped in for a surprise visit. He's a detail orientated individual and as he did the tour de homestead, I held my breath and awaited his urbanesque approval of my down home decorating prowess. Okay, that's a bit of a stretch :) Snort!

First off, he gazed upon the quirky astrologically themed clock that he had previously gifted me with. Said time keeping device, in its virgin form, had been a hideously generic plaster thingy. Last winter I painstakingly embellished the poor dear thing with an 'uptown’ metallic finish. Detail Orientated Brother’s comment: “You see, I knew that was possible.”   Me: Yes.

Next stop my dining room, which boasts the largest (actually pretty much the only) south-facing window in the house. DOB’s comment, “Your plants are happy.”   Me: Yes.




And then we reach the mudroom, where I have yet another of his cool gifts—which I have sadly relegated to the position of doorstop... (And yes that is a serious layer of dust coating that baby, but in my defense, I have been focused on my writing) DOB’s comment: E-bay $425.00.  Me: YES!!!

And so for my question of the day What am I? (Picture #3)

Hint: This is so going to come in handy when I hit revision mode. :) Any guesses?

20 comments:

  1. LW-Not a fire pit. Although, I will definitely keep that in mind when I hit the revisions :)

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  2. Lol, yeah, I was going to go with L. T. Host's guess. It looks like it's filled with cement or something. Cool stuff!

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  3. An ashtray, an urn, or a fancy Roman helm :)

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  4. So it has something to do with cigars. Ashtray, I would guess too.

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  5. LT-If there was a prize to be had you would have won it :) A spittoon it is!

    BJ-Good pick, it's empty but better cement than what it was originally intended for eh!

    Bane-LOL! I like the fancy Roman helm idea. That would be so much cooler than having a spittoon. :)

    Lori-I'm impressed that you could make out the word cigar on that terrible picture. The spittoon is a piece of memorabilia from the John Hays Cigar Co. It reads 'all famous Havana 5 cent cigars'. A creative bit of advertising I suppose.

    Suzanne-I wish it was a scale, at least then it would have a practical purpose!

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  6. My Dad had one, yep he was a tobacco chewing guy. Yet, it's a spittoon - I think I still have my Dad's - just like that - in the basement, tucked away.

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  7. I don't know. I'm going to have to disagree with Bane. A spittoon would be pretty cool to have, especially since I plan to take a wine-tasting class, and I hear "real" wine connoisseurs never swallow.

    Incidentally, if I had caught this post earlier, I would've guessed a "spittoon," too. It's FLOWERS FOR ALGERNON all over again. Guess I'm just too slow for such guessing games...

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  8. Oops. I meant to say... I'm going to have to disagree with your comment to Bane. Poor Bane, always gettin' the blame.

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  9. Kim-I wish I could say that have hidden treasures on our hands but I googled and one sold for only $35, ah well, they actually work okay as plant stands :)

    Laura-The wine tasting class sounds like fun. You'll be able to guest post as the wine expert on hubby's cooking blog :)

    Can't believe you came up with a classy way to use a spittoon--good one!

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  10. I'm too late, but I thought it was a spittoon too! Really!

    Regarding the dust, good for you that you're writing instead of dusting! It all just comes back anyway. (Read as: Dawn is putting off the dusting and doesn't want to feel guilty about it.)

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  11. Dawn-I probably should have waited longer before putting up the answer... And I'm glad you get the layer of dust thing :)

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  12. My grandpa had one just like this...in fact...hmmm...there may very well be a DNA match to me in that sucker (or should I say "spitter")!

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  13. Anita-LOL! Hmmm...there could well be a story buried deep within the bowels of the copper spittoon :)

    Tabitha-Oh yeah!

    FG-I'd send it off to you in heartbeat but one of my GD's has already cried dibs...

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  14. Stephanie-Perhaps Laura has the right idea...

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